waT-s0-eVeR!!!

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Billy.

He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."

Then little Billy says, "I have a question for you. "

"There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well, I suppose the one that’s gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

To which Little Billy replied, "The correct answer is ‘the one with the wedding ring on,’ but I like your thinking."

woah!!! what really happened here?why is my design not appearing?hm….i wonder……well, its really too long since i last post here.its not that i have anything to say though and i cnt think of any people who would give a damn about this blog anyway.so…hey you people who are up-to-date.pls give a comment and dnt give a shit…uh…i mean dnt crap arnd wit your cmmnt.

woah.its bin a while since i put up a post hr.hm…thr is nutin 2 repot hr.in hols.outta collge.hom sweet hom.damn bored.life’s gud.getin rounder.enjoyin life.wtchin tv.play watever i like.do watever i cn.say wat?i dnt care.meetin hot chicks.brot em out.sum got mad.i got slap.getin a lttle dull.frenz fnshd stpm.partied witout us.hangin among emselves.damn.til nw a few contacted us.hmm….

Do not… undermine your worth by comparing yourself with others.
It is because we are different that each of us is special.

Do not… set your goals by what other people deem important.
Only you know what is best for you.

Do not… take for granted the things closest to your heart.
Cling to them as you would your life,
for without them, life is meaningless.

Do not… let your life slip through your fingers by living in the past
nor for the future.
By living your life one day at a time,
you live all the days of your life.

Do not… give up when you still have something to give.
Nothing is really over until the moment you stop trying.
It is a fragile thread that binds us to each other.

Do not… be afraid to encounter risks. It is by taking chances
that we learn how to be brave.

Do not… shut love out of your life by saying it is impossible to find.
The quickest way to receive love is to give love;
The fastest way to lose love is to hold it too tightly.

Do not… dismiss your dreams.
To be without dreams is to be without hope;
To be without hope is to be without purpose.

Do not… run through life so fast that you forget not only
where you have been, but also where you are going

A mirror is only as good
As the reflection in it.

Worry enough to anticipate trouble
But not so much as to bring it about.

Look back to where you have been
For a clue to where you are going.

Melt the icy fingers of fear
With the sunshine of hope.

Step by gentle step,
You can overcome the greatest sorrow.

The sweetest grapes
Are picked from the vineyard of friendship.

Find something you truly believe in,
And everything else will have meaning as well

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Read First Before Looking At Picture. The following

picture was used in a case study on stress level at St.Mary’s Hospital. Look at both dolphins jumping out of the water. Both dolphins are identical. The researchers concluded that a person is under stress if he/she finds both dolphins look different. If there are many differences found between both dolphins, it means that the person is experiencing a great amount of stress. So, if you see too many differences between the two dolphins, you are advised to pack your bag, go home immediately and take a rest..

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at last!!! ive fnshd my blog.aftr ol ov dat creatin-recreatin-n sum adjstmnt on my time-wastin blog.ive bin surveyin ohtrs blog s wel s 2 get sum tips ov ideas on hw 2 make my mayb-gud-4-nutin blog s gud s a beginnr.n wen im at it,i saw alot ov my frenz effort in replnshng thier blog wit nw thngs or mayb nw ideas of d unseen future.it makes me wndrng whthr thr r any ppl willin 2 spnd sum tm readin blogs.do othrs read dem oftn?do thy recently?im wndrng if thr r ppl readin diz crap ryt hr ryt nw.if not,my effort in makin diz blog IS…IS in vain.

hm…da heck i care.aftr ol doz tm wastd,i thnk i sud b goin on renewin my blog evytm i wnt 2.nw u cn c dat im conductng an xpermnt abt blog posting.wat font color fits my blog bckgrnd colors nicely.izit white?or its black?<diz one hr is black.i thnk da bez is diz font color n size m i ryt?tot so!!

i wondr wats diz begin quote 4…

• hw abt bullets…

1. n nmbrng?

"waaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH….."

i cn post an image s wel.dats uzumaki naruto.

I’M A STUPID DORK!!! HANDSOME GUY!!!

DAMN IT!!! DATS TRUE!!!

wow! dats wat hppns wen i click d check spelling button.i love diz pc ov mine…

shallom.diz iz my 1st tm updating diz blog o mine.hm…abt mE.all i cn say iz im stil alive n punchin.after ol doz outings n fieldwork.it rlly gets me smwhr,i min smhw it brings me to sm plc new n intrstng,out ov diz so calld boring life.to all my frenz out thr,uni iz such a place whr u cn do anytin wit ur own life.u cn smoke,u cn drink,act lk a dork,or lk a dog u stink.it dsnt mttr.s lg s ur pointr gets bttr n bttr.

ah yes…nw dat i mntion it.i spoild in my physis 4 geo ppr ystrdy.damn hard.hate physic.macam lembu hor.hor…hop d prof wont go sayin,"apa ni?! hantu ka? kapla ayam la hor.hor…".hmm..tot i herd dat smwhr b4.gah.nvr mnd.

nw,let me tel u d bez part in uni.it is full ov life-refreshng scenarios.u get to c mny leng-loi.eyes got washed hr n thr til my eye spclist says dat my eyes wer smhw got bleachd n nd 2 raise diz 175 degree lens.so mch 4 d bez part.darn doz leng-lois…

smtms…i miz doz days wen we wer in our hgh schl.so young.so naive.yet so boring.espclly wen we wer askd 2 do diz,do dat.finiz ur hmwrk,*d 4 xams(tho we stil do dat at uni).bt doz r jz d boring part.actly i miz doz tms wen we cn get 2gthr easily,not mch bz,talk in d same wavelngth n a hppy-go-lucky life.wen u get 2 live a uni-life,u’l undrsntd.wel its x dat i cnt get any frenz hr bt its jz dat i wud lk ya ol 2 rmmbr dat x mttr hw far we gt apart,evry1 stays in my heart.n dat goes 2 ol ov my frenz.

ok la.wana slip alrdy.til we mit agn.God blez!